After the Olympics, I made a joke about Gionta, Cammalleri and Gomez going to a recording studio with Nikki Yanofski to record a Habs playoff push song called
Please Believe’. A few people asked me to write lyrics...and yes I always listen to what people on twitter tell me to do.
So here’s a behind the scenes look at the recording between the 3 superstars, and Scott Gomez.
Please don’t sue me Nikki.
It works if you listen to the song at the same time as you read it.
Link to real song-
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Please Believe!
We cut in to the recording studio in which Mike Cammalleri, Brian Gionta, Scott Gomez, and Nikki Yanofski have just finished rehearsing.
Cammalleri: How was that guys?
Gionta: I don’t know Mike...
Cammalleri: What was wrong with it?
Gomez: You should more singing and less monotonous crying.
Cammalleri: I get nervous.
Nikki: How much am I making for this again?
Gomez: Probably not more than I’m making- want to compare pay checks?
Nikki: Let’s just start from the top!
*Music begins to play*
Nikki: There comes a moment,
Where the city feels so alone,
On this lonely path of parity,
Ever since Roy found a new home.
Gionta: Sometimes when I’m skating down the ice,
And I see the d-men coming up,
I can’t help but thiiiiiink....
I’m really smaaaaaall.
But hey I make five mill,
*Chorus*
Cammalleri: Please believe! We can make playooooffffs,
I mean come on we’re ahead by Seven pooooiiiintssss
Please Believe! We’ll make the playoooofffs
Please Believe, or I think I might cryyyyy.
Pierre Gauthier’s voice: I traded a second round pick for Dominic Moore.
*Second Verse*
Nikki: Fans have been waiting, for this moment since ‘05
To make the playoffs and get in deep enough,
For Lapierre’s beard to come to liiiiiiiife
Cammalleri: In the Bell Centre there will be no doubt,
The fans; in drones they’ll come out,
And Embrace me to beeee the dude who wears the Ceeeee!
No nothing can stop me!
*Chorus*
Gionta and Gomez: Please Believe! We can make the playoffs!
We swear O'Byrne won't score an own gooooal,
Please Believe! We’ll make the playoffs
Please believe or Gauthier might diiiiiiieeee.
Nikki: Please BELIEVE! They’ll make the playoffs!
Fatendresse will not weigh them down!
PLEASE BELIEVE! They’ll make the playoffs!
Please believe or elseee Plecaneeeeeeekkkkk
*Hockey players sing chorus in high pitched voices in background*
Nikki: Will wave goodbye!
......
Pleeekkkkkkyyyyyyy will waAaAaaaAaAave goodbyyyyyeeeee.
Gomez, Gionta, Cammalleri: Please Believe! Once we’re in I promise that
we’ll....tryyyyyyyy.
Dead Silence follows the end of the recording.
Gionta: How did we do?
Cammalleri: I don’t think that was half bad.
Gomez: 6 wins in a row, and a hit single? Nice.
Nikki: Honestly?...I need to get a new agent.
