Sermon to the Boo Birds

My little Leafs fans, the boo birds, much bounden are ye unto the Leafs, your favorite team, and always in every place ought ye to praise them, for that they hath given you liberty to cheer about them, and hath also given you double and triple that to boo them most recently; moreover they preserved your dedication in the hiring of Brian Burke, that your faith for the club might not perish out of the world; still more are ye beholden to the Leafs for the element of the incosistency which they hath displayed for you; beyond all this, ye sow not, neither do you reap; and Burke feedeth you, and giveth you the streams and fountains for your drink, though sometimes it seems we were better off with what we had and not with what we've received; the ticket prices and hot dogs presented during your visit to the ACC are alarmingly high; and because ye know not how to cancel Leafs TV without re-purchasing it, MLSE cashes in thanks to you and your children's dedication to the team; wherefore MLSE loveth your faith so much, seeing that they hath bestowed on you so many terrible rosters; and therefore, my little Leafs fans, beware of the sin of MLSE, and trust always to give praises unto the Hockey Gods.

Waffle Guy (and partially St. Francis of Assisi 1220)