TSN Pun of the day

Submitted by George Prax on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 17:56

Brought to you by Patrick Storto of www.thecheckingline.com.

November 14, 2009:

Parenteau Discretion
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=298346

Comments 88

Patrick Storto says:
Sat, 11/14/2009 - 22:19

I gagged when I saw that on TSN

George Prax says:
Wed, 11/18/2009 - 09:47

Today's is horri-bad:

BIGGEST FISH IN THE POND
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=298757
Mike Fisher scores 2 goals to list Sens past Leafs.

Honorable mention:

SNOWED UNDER
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=298791
The Colorado Avalanche defeat the Calgary Flames.

George Prax says:
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 23:40

Meh, I almost didn't want to post these:

STORMING BACK
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=299031
The Hurricanes come back from a 3-0 deficit to beat the leafs. Personally, I liked Big Patty Storto's pun better (see main page)

Bad, even by TSN's standards. These next two don't even make any sense:

CHAMPS STAMPED
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=299033
The Sens beat the Pens?

SHOOTING STARS
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=299030
The Bruins beat Atlanta? For a second I thought they were playing Dallas!

Patrick Storto says:
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 23:42

haha c'mon mine is better

lol the storming is quite clever though

George Prax says:
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:03

Ya, at least it made sense, unlike Champs Stamped and Shooting Stars, which had nothing to do with anything!

George Prax says:
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 11:00

CROWNING GLORY
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=299332
Flames beat Kings...

George Prax says:
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:13

I'm really disappointed with TSN... their headline for the Guillaume trade reads "LEAVING MONTREAL" when it very well could have red "GOING WILD"

George Prax says:
Wed, 11/25/2009 - 13:56

Today's pun actually goes to the Montreal Gazette.

HABS TAKE BLUE JACKETS TO CLEANERS

http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Habs+take+Jackets+cleaners/2261283...

Phil T says:
Wed, 11/25/2009 - 15:05

lmfao

George Prax says:
Fri, 11/27/2009 - 10:20

THE NICK OF TIME
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=300033

Referring to Nick Foligno scoring. *facepalm*

George Prax says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 09:27

Ok this one's even going to make Pat sick...

PHIL-ING THE NET
Kessel leads leafs over jackets
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=300988

Really TSN? REALLY?

Almost as bad:

CROWNED in LA
Kings over Sens
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=301029

REALLY.

Patrick Storto says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 15:49

how many times are they going to use crowned? It's not even good.

George Prax says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:02

I'm guessing the Phil-ing the net one doesn't surprsing you?

Patrick Storto says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:09

Not at all, they already used "Philled In" when Kessel got hit by Ohlund.

George Prax says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:10

I'm just waiting for the Leafs to play the Flyers. Can you guess the pun?

Patrick Storto says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:27

something with Philly?

George Prax says:
Fri, 12/04/2009 - 16:31

Ya... I guess it's pretty lame

Flyin' in Phil-ly?

George Prax says:
Wed, 12/09/2009 - 22:05

GREENE WITH ENVY

DEVILS' GREENE HAS FIRST TWO-GOAL GAME IN WIN OVER HURRICANES

Horri-bad.

George Prax says:
Thu, 12/10/2009 - 09:31

*sigh*

Zach Attacks
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=301747
STORTINI SCORES ONCE, FIGHTS TWICE AS OILERS DOWN LIGHTNING

George Prax says:
Fri, 12/11/2009 - 12:31

START TO FINN-ISH
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=301920

Kipprusoff vs. Backstrom

George Prax says:
Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:58

Ok, I spat out my coffee when i read this one, good job TSN:

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
Mike Green injury report.

Epic.

George Prax says:
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:03

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=303183

HALAK IT A LOT

*FACEPALM*

Patrick Storto says:
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 18:16

I LOL'd when I saw that

George Prax says:
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 22:57

You would.

Phil T says:
Tue, 12/22/2009 - 03:57

I actually used that in my facebook status like a year ago. Damn TSN ripoff artists.

George Prax says:
Tue, 12/22/2009 - 08:57

They used ''Making his Marc'' again for Marc-André Bergeron scoring last night. Made me puke in my mouth a little.

George Prax says:
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 09:12

New champion?

HAT IT AGAIN
Burrows scores second hat trick in a row in Canucks shutout.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=305209

Pat that one has you written all over it.

Patrick Storto says:
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 12:59

HAHAHAHA awesome!

George Prax says:
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 09:16

HIS NAME IS JONAS
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=305637
Ducks and Hiller beat the Hawks.

WTF??

Patrick Storto says:
Mon, 01/11/2010 - 13:14

I have no idea what that means lol